my grammar could hit the target from that distance

The revolution has begun. No longer will we put up with dodgy speeling, misplaced apostrophes' or improper; punctuation? P.S. pointing out bad grammar in postings is banned. To justify this I'm applying a form of grammatical 'absolute privilege', as the public interest in publishing mistakes far outweighs the cost to the public of making further mistakes. Call me a hypocrite if you will, but it works in Westminster.

Monday, August 14, 2006

No, you're retarded




Apparently they designed this t-shirt to catch us out, here’s the blurb…

I guess this shirt is a booby trap for wannabe grammar police. "Hey", they'll whine, "did you know that your shirt uses the possessive 'your' when it should use the contraction 'you're'?" At which point you'll shake your head, mutter the words on your shirt, and walk away.

Whatever, it’s still wrong.

5 Comments:

At 3:56 PM, Blogger Robbie Lane said...

I want to iron his face.

 
At 3:20 AM, Blogger Geordie said...

My retarded what?

 
At 8:25 AM, Blogger Matthew said...

I hate that man's head more than I hate improper use of ellipses when typesetting.

HOUSE STYLE:

Sentence sentence sentence...SPACE Resume Sentence:

Eg: Sentence... go.

ALSO

IF THE ELLIPSIS FINISHES A PARAGRAPH OR SENTENCE IT MUST HAVE THREE DOTS FOR ELLIPSIS AND ONE MORE DOT TO REPRESENT THE FULLSTOP.

Eg: You ARE retarded....


Thanks

 
At 6:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i like the it

 
At 3:47 PM, Anonymous Linda said...

The poor young chap is cross eyed, hopefully he will burn all his shirts.

 

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